Zombies, I Guess

Unemployed Bachelor Bob Smith always thought stories about zombies were stupid and annoying-so it's just his luck that he wakes up one morning to find himself in the middle of an overnight zombie apocalypse. Dragged from his apartment by overzealous neighbors, Bob must now face the irritating undead and race to Washington, D. C. to find a way to defeat them. Because staying safe at home for two weeks until they all decompose and fall apart isn't an option for some reason. Laughs, insults, and lots of severed body parts fly left and right as Bob hones his zombie-fighting skills, uncovers a government conspiracy, ends up in a love triangle with two women he isn't the least bit interested in, and most importantly, learns to embrace (or at least not question) the madness of it all.