The Mondegreen Affair

Luke Mondegreen wants to be a writer.

He also wants to go on an exciting journey. He wants to avoid the cliches of thriller novels in his writing but he wants to experience those cliches in real life. (Think guns, girls, danger, exotic locations). But Luke suffers from a condition where he confuses friends as enemies and he also has a tendency to mishear or misunderstand both song lyrics and ordinary speech.