Zen in the Art of High School Rebellion

Hey, you. Yeah, you! Change your attitude! You need to smile more. Cut your hair. Quit wearing black all the time. Put your skateboard in your locker I don't want to catch you riding it on school property again. Have you thought about finding an after school job? Don't get me started on that music you listen to. Do not look at your teacher like that! How are you ever going to get into college? Guess you're on the five year plan. Repeat after me: would you like fries with that? As long as you live under my roof, you will abide by my rules. AND STOP READING THOSE DAMN TREVOR R. FAIRBANKS NOVELS!!!